Recent reviews by MF Bernard

double doors

I can absolutely recomend this game to anyone who doesn't fall within the categories defined in the warnings you're given on first launch, those should not be taken lightly. I can say with certainty this is a good game but it is not meant for everyone.

The plot and character build-up set up a nice atmosphere for the surprises that are most likely to throw you off balance, to which then you're kept on your toes as if telling you to not get too comfortable for what comes. My experience on this game is fairly limited as I came to a point where I couldn't bear with it anymore, not in the sense that I was forcing myself to play it through from the beggining as instead my lack of nerves and copious amounts of anxiety were starting to show their weight gradually but steadily. I wish I could've played more of it before my composure started to give in.

I wish I had more than 40fps

my thoughts about this game https://youtu.be/mL-LyKcFE5c?t=4m36s

7 chicks do stupid ♥♥♥♥ for 10 hours in 1 hour of gameplay

don't
stay away from it
it'll suck your soul dry

A very realistic game that teaches you about the hard life of the working dudes/dudettes.
from the beggining you find yourself in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you must fight your way out into a slight less ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole, full of people deep in ♥♥♥♥.
Life rewards you with little ♥♥♥♥ for doing lots of ♥♥♥♥, so when you have enough ♥♥♥♥ to do ♥♥♥♥, you get slightly more ♥♥♥♥ that you still need to stack about 5 times every now and then for more slight increment in ♥♥♥♥ adquisition for later ♥♥♥♥ stacking.
It also has an achievement hat for TF2.

Meta simulator

Get skins, get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

To perform a critical headshot, aim between the neck and the chin, that's where the head is truly located.