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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 9:18am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 9:29am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 9:39am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2014 @ 1:14am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 9:24am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2014 @ 1:02am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 2:56pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 3:22pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 3:46pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 9:52am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 3:18pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 9:57am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 9:18am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 6:49pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 10:35am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 10:35am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 9:30am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
2,357 / 10,000

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
71,427 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
22,997 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
5,713 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.