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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Jessica, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she shat on the Walmart urinal during closing hours, She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to eat her ass as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and chews on your uthera by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other people on this one site, and she will kill someone else who doesn't

called my wife racial slurs in the back of an arbys in Tallahassee

So, I have a gaming chair in my office that is made of that like, leather/plastic stuff, and the other day, it got covered in the devil's brown sauce.

I didn't discover it until after about 10 hours I suspect.

I cleared it all up, have covered it in disinfectant spray, have gotten washing up liquid and scrubbed it and left it to soak, have tried fabreeze... The smell is still there (less so than before, but still there).

The problem is, if you sit on the chair, the smell gets into your jeans.

I tried folding a large towel over it, then sitting on that.

The smell gets through the towel, making it smell the same, and to your jeans, making them smell too.

How the hell do I clean this thing?

I don't mean to seem too forward or anything, but I couldn't help but notice you used the female version of that emoji in your post... are you by any chance still single? I'd love to chat sometime, even if it was just as friends. :)

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muda muda muda muda

what do you have against ice chewers? can't you just let us be, or are you jealous that we have healthy teeth?

JoJo is retarded and so are you

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OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES SIR THANK YOU SIR

YEEAAAH TAKE IT BOY :gachiGASM:

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why do you suppose jews love flame grilled stoves?

You think I'M🙋♥♥♥?!😡For watching📺anime?😤Me and my best bro used to play this game🎮where we suck😮each others' ♥♥♥♥♥🍆and call the person who ♥♥♥♥😫🍆💦first1️⃣a ♥♥♥. 👬I usually win😬because my bro's never been🙅all that great at👅♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and when he jizzes in my mouth,🍆💦😫I make him finish 🏁me off then give him a passionate kiss👄👄 so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate😠🙎him for the next hour🕐or so about what a total ♥♥♥ 🏳️‍🌈he is. To this day I've accumulated over 1200 victories in this battle👊💢of skill and edurance, not only over my best bro, but over hundreds💯of other challengers.👨‍👦‍👦 Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a ♥♥♥. 👬So next time🕑you decide to try to berate 👎 me by claiming I'm a ♥♥♥🏳️‍🌈for😎watching anime🎌just remember🤔I doubt you could suck off a ♥♥♥♥🍆💦even half as well as I can. ♥♥♥👬

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rudolph with that ass so tight won't you ride my face tonight

oh ♥♥♥♥ im sorry

Wrong ♂ Door

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Oh ♥♥♥♥ Im sorry, sorry for what? My dad told me not to be ashamed of our ♥♥♥♥♥, especially if theyre good size and all. Sometimes, i pull on it so hard, I rip the skin. My daddy told me a way on how to NOT rip the skin off by using someone else's mouth. MmmmMMmm, care to show me? Id be glad to.

DO YOU REMEMBER

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Gay

Does your dad beat you or do you beat your meat

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I'd pay 50$ to suck a ♥♥♥♥.
No ♥♥♥♥ tho

girl dats a bootyhole

How dare you say such a darn mean thing about Sagiri. You'll go to heck for such a darn rude comment.

My name is Van, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two additions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange

Sagiri isn't trash :(

Your pfp better be Sagiri Izumi boi

♥♥♥♥♥ I don't have a loli album.

And I love anime!

what the hell

i am a gay man and i accidentally masturbated to straight porn. i was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.
after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... _her tits_. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough

FUTO ♥♥♥♥♥ TOKI NI SAGASHITEIRU YO KIMI NO EGAO NO SAGASHITEIRU YO MUISHIKI NO NAKA SONO RIYUU WA MADA IENAI KEDO
HITORI DE IRU TO AITAKUNARU YO DARE TO ITA TTE AITAKUNARU YO TATTA HITOKOTO NEE DOUSHITE ああああああ IENAI SONO KOTOBA IENAI KONO KIMOCHI あああああああ HAYAKU KIZUITEHOSHII NO NI

Oh Honey~

If you're a cyber warrior where the ♥♥♥♥ is your keyboard with the caps lock glued down

I need myself a TIME MACHINE so I can go back into time …! Pick out the dates I want to appear again! Gonna get me a TIME MACHINE travel through time … pick out the dates I want to appear again! Gonna get myself a TIME MACHINE … travel back into time …!
Just because I’m a billionaire -- doesn’t mean that I have everything --! Gonna get me a TIME MACHINE …! Gonna go back into time … gonna hold my loved one again … tell him how much I love him!
My loved one always said our TIME MACHINE would be ready on time … now it’s got to be ready on time! Gonna make myself a TIME MACHINE … so I can travel back into time … gonna hold my loved one again … tell him how much I Love Him!

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those are some nice thighs my guy