I will forget each and every one of you almost immediately. So, if you do find yourself at a loose end next year and think it might be nice to pop in and see how we are doing, don’t!. This isn’t The Dead Poets Society and I am not that bloke on BBC2 that keeps getting kids to sing in choirs. I especially don’t want to hear how well you are settling down at uni or how much growing up you have done in the past 12 months. At best I am ambivalent towards most of you, but some of you I actively dislike, for no other reason than your poor personal hygiene or your irritating personalities. I hope I have made myself clear on this point. And in case any of you think I am joking, I am not. I assure you, once my legal obligation to look after you best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Good luck with the rest of your lives and try not to kill anyone, it reflects very badly on all of us here.