Gorpus sold me fent behind a home depot.

You absolute disgrace. There are kids in warzones scraping together internet just to dream of playing a single round of CS2, and you're over here ghosting your squad like a scared little LAN party dropout.
Your aim is dusty. Your excuses are moldy. Your legacy? Nonexistent.
Every second you’re not queueing is proof you peaked in warmups.
You dodge so hard they should name a map after you—de_coward.
You're not washed—you drowned.
Pick up your mouse, click heads, or log off and donate your rig to someone who actually deserves it.

Gorpus, what the actual fk is wrong with you? One fking game and you’re already tapping out like a washed-up little bch? Get your lazy a** back in the lobby before I uninstall this game out of secondhand embarrassment. You frag like you’re wearing oven mitts. You’re not tired — you’re just soft. Queue the fk up or go knit a sweater, you absolute waste of a slot. One match and you’re already acting like you just ran a marathon. Did your mouse break? Did you pull a muscle moving your wrist? We’re over here building a CS dynasty and you’re over there tucking yourself in for a nap. Pathetic. Touch some grass, chug some gamer juice, and queue up before I report you for being a part-time gamer.

Yo Goob, maybe if you didn’t fall asleep during every game and actually picked up Counter-Strike 2, you wouldn’t be stuck in your villain arc looking like a discount magician with a bowling ball fetish. You’ve literally got nothing going on, my guy—you're out here taking Ls from a talking frog and a kid with spiky hair. CS2 could give you something productive to rage about instead of blaming your childhood for everything.

Maybe then you'd stop writing in your creepy little notebook like, “Don’t let Goob play CS2... ruin Goob’s life”. Touch some headshots, not just your tragic backstory, dude. You lost a baseball game and decided to ruin the timeline? That’s not a villain origin story—that’s just being a sore loser with no aim.

Get it together, Goob. Queue up, or forever be known as the guy who got outsmarted by a kid with a time machine and a dinosaur with a big head and little arms.

-rep asked to suck me off

-rep, carried him in csgo then he called me a racial slur