Comunitatea Steam

Denver

Kazakhstan

Nivel

Jucător exemplar

354 XP

⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠
⚠⚠ SILVER ALERT ⚠⚠
⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠

☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟

I am a terrorist with a simple lifelong dream
To plant a C4 bomb with my 5-strong team
So I got in a queue and waited my turn
Till it was time for my match to confirm
So as the game loaded in I shook with anticipation
Until shrieks of 'cyka' destroyed my feeling of elation
For to my dismay I'd been matched with a clan
Of russian patriots who were stalin's biggest fan
So as the warmup ended they declared 'RASH B'
Their microphones obnoxious and loud as can be
But as they stood in spawn with the timer counting down
On the clan leader's face there began to form a frown
He glared into my eyes with his crosshair on my head
And asked me if I'm russian, for if I'm not I should be dead
But as I replied 'da' I knew I was in a trap
As him and all his mates started spouting russian crap
And I didn't understand a word so I just stood there and waited
Knowing when the round started I was going to be baited
When I found myself alone in tunnels I knew I'd been tricked
But as they rushed out long their leader got picked
So they all crouched in pit with their A rush dream shattered
Not to mention their comrade, whose brains had been splattered
Then along came an enemy with aimhacks and walls
And the russians screamed 'CYKA, THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS'
So they abandoned the match and I was left all alone
With a team of dumb bots who were sadly quite prone
To rush CT spawn with a bizon SMG
And I thought to myself; That's enough CS for me.

Vezi mai multe informații

În prezent offline

Insigne 66

Rush B Ducks

9 membri

twitch.tv/cyn3dzz

26 membri

Prieteni 51

242

Getta
Online

228

Savage
Offline

214

𝗕𝗢𝗕𝗗𝗢𝗪
Online

200

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓴𝔂
Offline

200

synken | Skinhallen.se
Offline

117

P:)
Online

Afișierul cu capturi de ecran

Ice&Gold ☠ BS ☠ 0.010

+ 3

Colecționar de jocuri

Jocuri prezentate

Comentarii

Vezi toate cele 7 comentarii

< >

ypsilon 5 dec. 2023 la 8:48

Hey, Im terribly sorry but I dont remember how we met and I am currently cleaning up my friendslist. If you think me removing you from the list was a mistake, hmu. :)

✘ stadodo 3 mai 2021 la 10:04

stadoiiiido :D

Runah 1 iul. 2020 la 4:15

Runah.exe has been updated here!

P:) 1 febr. 2019 la 1:53

Nice guy :)

数 CYN3D 22 ian. 2019 la 10:29

+rep nice puta

kerhs 21 ian. 2019 la 16:23

+rep cool dude

< >