Recent reviews by Reaper

IF YOU LIKE WALKING SIMULATORS, THIS IS FOR YOU! Ever feel like going to an area where you MIGHT find something useful, and take 30 minutes of holding shift+w to get there, only to find nothing and get killed by a hacker? BUY THIS GAME! Wanna get a broken leg from standing next to a bunk bed, and die of starvation in 2 hours? BUY THIS GAME! Wanna get spawn killed in the, ofcourse, spawn city over and over, and meet a friendly player who won't kill you on sight 1/50 times you see someone? BUY THIS GAME! AKA If you don't have a LOT, a LOT, and a LOT of patience to get from point A to point B, dodeging every person you see, then don't buy this game. It CAN be fun, maybe, with friends, but the chances of you two, or more, meeting in the same spot when you spawn in is very low, and you can't kill yourself - you have to actively search for ways to die, which shouldn't be hard, since everything can kill you. But that time when you WANT to die, there is NOTHING to kill you. No bandits, no hordes of zombies, not even jumping off a building (my friend did that to get a spawn next to me, and only broke his leg. Tried to drown himself, got stuck in an invisible wall underwater and couldn't die.). So when you see GoldGlove play this game, or Frankie, or any YouTuber for that matter - they are showing you HIGHLIGHTS of HOURS of footage cut down into 20 minute increments. Don't think you can hop on to a server and get fully geared and have epic battles like them - you won't. You will most likely get shot on sight from a 12 year old hacker that somehow knows you are in a building you've been in for 20 minutes, looking through gear, and he's just sitting down the stairs with his AK, aiming up at you, ready to shoot. AND, even if you kill a hacker, they just teleport right back, pick up their gun, and kill you and your friends - or just you, if you're playing this alone. SO, to wrap this rant up in a one sentence conclusion - Don't buy this game unless you have a LOT, a LOT, and a LOT of patience.

Edit: Played it a lot more, still walking simulator 2012, horribly optimized, ♥♥♥♥ community, and no reason to not be a bandit make this game worth the pricetag... also, you can just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abuse the loot system to get any item you want, almost all the time. Except M4s, because those are still rarer than a choir boy who hasnt been molested at a catholic church.