Finagle's Eighth Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Finagle's Ninth Law:
No matter what results are expected, someone is always willing to
fake it.

Finagle's Tenth Law:
No matter what the result someone is always eager to misinterpret it.

Finagle's Eleventh Law:
No matter what occurs, someone believes it happened according to
his pet theory.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Most bacteria have the decency to be microscopic. Epulopiscium
fishelsoni is not among them. The newly identified one-celled
macro-microorganism is a full .5 mm long, large enough to be seen
with the naked eye. Described in the current Nature, "It is a
million times as massive as a typical bacterium."-Time, page 25,
March 29, 1993
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Hofstadter's Law:
It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take
Hofstadter's Law into account.[/spoiler

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