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273.1 hrs on record (241.2 hrs at review time)
You're living a movie in this game. The voice acting is so unbelievably good. The animations, the landscape, the animals, the weapons, the easter eggs, everything. What a masterpiece.
Posted 18 October, 2022.
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123.2 hrs on record (119.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Someone sent me down here to harvest resources. I don't know who they are but I am a follower, not a leader and the lady sounds nice. If my efforts are fueling some sort of galactic eugenics program that will eventually cause my own demise, I am okay with that.
Be careful with being too efficient as you will make yourself obsolete. This is what I tell myself when my power plant shuts down for the third time because some poorly planned smart splitter 2 kilometers away is causing a plastic pile-up that keeps my coal from choking the life out of the local fauna.
This game is early access in the same way that a date is already sticking their hands down your pants when you're still at the concession stand deciding over nuts or berries.
I foresee needing to sink exponentially more resources whenever they pin a date for full release, as that truly is how it be, Jack.
To the Swedish devs: Tack, ni svenska vakttorn. Med plutonium tvingar vi dansken på knä. Här: Danmark, utskitet av kalk och vatten. Och där: Sverige, hugget i granit.
Posted 13 September, 2020.
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