Recent reviews by Rufus Francis

Such gathering, much dongers so naked 10/10 good game.

You spawn completely naked and only have a stone, torches, med kit. Sometimes you meet other players that tell you in voice chat that you got a nice ♥♥♥♥♥ and then they shoot you in the face. This will be one hell of a game. With all the upcoming new contents and features, it'll sure be a masterpiece. Highly recommend for people who are searching for a survival game in the wilderness. You have a good friend or maybe 2-3 who would like this too? Ask them to enjoy it with you! Together, it's much more fun. The first 2 ingame days maybe a pain, but with friends you can easily build things up. If you are more the "solo survivalist", no problem! Search for a hidden place, maybe behind some big or small mountains where it’s unlikely that someone in the next days will come. Build your little shelter for the first ingame week and begin to harvest wood to begin to build you dream survival house. Let’s go hunting! First for animals, then for humans. Better don't run up the streets the first week without a gun. Things can change very fast.A sunny wood harvest day can easily be a struggle when doing so.But check it out yourself! Résumé: Rust is an absolute blast when it comes to a survival game!
P.S. You kill pigs for chicken 11/10

All my life I have been empty. The doctors could not tell me why I was so depressed, and I never knew myself until today. I needed to experience my life as a goat. Goat Simulator has filled the void in my life.

I knew as soon as I hit the truck with my goat that this was what I had been missing. I flew through the air in slow motion, tongue flying around, hitting the edge of the map and rebounding back, landing on (and falling through) the roof of a house. I could not get out, but that did not matter. I was treated with the ability to look down into the house beneath me, seeing the unsuspecting people casually sitting at their computers, oblivious to the sheer terror of the goat above them.

Whether it was playing football with a basketball, swinging lampposts into groups of people or even doing 1080 degree flips, there was no limit to life as a goat. I didn't think it could get any better than this.

I was wrong.

As I jumped and screamed my way around the map, leaving a path of destruction in my wake, I happened upon a golden statue. Curiosity overtook me and I resisted the urge to grab it no longer. My life as a goat changed completely. I had a jetpack.

I knew that this was meant to be, and what my mission from the Great Coffee Stain in the sky was. I was granted the supergoat power of being able to lift people and cars with my tongue. I could survive any impact. I could slow down time with mere thought. Now I could fly. It was time for world domination. Humanity had to be silenced so that the new goat overlords could reign supreme.


All the humans are dead or enslaved. I have won. I am the goat, the goat is me.

Go and goat this game. I kid you not, for mere bucks you can experience a sandbox like no other. Destruction, mayhem, death defying stunts. Seriously, there are more than 921 million goats in the world. Killing the humans was just part of the game. This is a SIMULATOR. Do you understand? A SIMULATOR. This can happen. There are enough goats out there to enslave us and/or kill us.

It is your duty as a human to get this game, so that you may truly know your enemy. An enemy people do not take seriously, an enemy that we know nothing about. Coffee Stain studios have granted us the insight into the true terrifying reality of the impending Goatpocalypse. This is your weapon against the goats. Be prepared, for the goats are coming to get us.