Here is a story about my first encounter with Day of Defeat: Source.

-I join the server with the name "German W h o r e s 18+"

-Load in and see pin-up 1940s porn art.

-Join US army.

-Porn sprays all over spawn.

-Run out of spawn, instantly killed by a Machinegunner.

-Respawn as a Sniper.

-Hide in a bush.

-Killed yet again by a Machinegunner.

-Respawn as Rocketeer class.

-Run out and shoot rocket.

-I miss and get gunned downed by the MG42.

-We lose.

-German war music starts playing as German soldiers scream on mics and start beating defenseless Americans with shovels.

-Game changes map.

-"missing dod_fortress disconnecting"

7/10