+rep! good teammate :3

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+rep brohhh

[5:39 PM]
⭕⃤Rick:
mashalla borrito

I've always liked the artwork on the AOE2 covers. In AOK you have a stern looking European king looking to forge his empire, with a mean looking Viking and Samurai warrior behind him. Sums up the mood of the game completely.

In the conquerors you get that mournful face of the Aztec emperor, a face of bitterness and sadness and you can almost see a little tear appearing in the corner of his eye. The Saracen and Teutonic(?) warriors aren't great but nicely drawn anyway.

But what the hell is with the art in African Kingdoms??? The main guy looks cocky as if to say 'yeah that's right ♥♥♥♥♥♥ we wuz kingz n ♥♥♥♥♥'. I don't have an issue with the other African guy beside him, but the white king is looking at the African like he had just had sex with his wife and he is powerless to do anything about it. Seriously wtf is with this racist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??"

audience erupts into laughter

Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself

laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy...

one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP

the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says...

the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end