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43 people found this review helpful
104 people found this review funny
54.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
So when you get into the game, you might, like me, go, "Wow, big ship that I can walk around in and customize! This is just what I want-- and I can leave it to speed through space to wander about my ship some more? SWEET! Man, this is great. So could I... open the airlock while flying...? OH MY GOD I CAN!"

And, in your amazed state, you may notice the fire extinguisher placed nearby. At this point, you might, like me, make a connection to WALL-E and next thing you know, you're in the void staring at your speeding ship while covered in fire foam thinking:

"...Huh."
Posted 9 July, 2016.
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108 people found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
42.5 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If smacking someone in the face with a machinegun of some sort doesn't do it for you in games, then this is the game for you! It's not a game where you click and the game plays a hit animation for whatever you clicked. In this game, your character basically becomes a physics object and the force will actually transfer to your opponent ( e.g. if you roundhouse someone, they will go FLYING in the opposite direction (unless they blocked, in which case, awww too bad)).
Oh, there's also parkour.
And mods.
And maps.
And a forum.
and a community-created mod browser.
Ok go buy it now.

P.S. It isn't a furry game, nor is Lugaru. Apparently, David thought it would be too brutal on humans and with rabbits, the jumps and what not are more realistic. And the combat is pretty brutal.
Oh, and there's instakilling wolves. And weapons.
Ok seriously now go buy this game.
Posted 20 October, 2014.
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160 people found this review helpful
42 people found this review funny
54.1 hrs on record (21.1 hrs at review time)
Wind simulation!
Knife throwing!
Ragdolls!
Stabbing corpses! (And when enemies go down, it doesn't necesarrily mean they're dead. When they die, their mouths will open! Attention to detail!)
Mods!
Wolves!
Blood simulation!
Quotes!
"There maybe mothers and children in this den...
And I'm not so sure that I care anymore." (Heavy!)
Pretty good AI!
Jeez, this game is SWEET!
I seriously recommend it.
...Wolves are hard.
EDIT:
SWEET music!
Enemies can be shaken off your tail!
Wolves have a realistic smell system! Wind blows your scent, watch the way it blows!
Neck slitting!
Sword penetration!
Crushing of spines!
Cereal-related references!
Conspiracies!
Enemies will run away when they're injured to get a friend!
Oh yeah...
Did I mention...
ROUNDHOUSE KICKS???
Posted 26 March, 2014. Last edited 26 March, 2014.
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