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YOU JUST HAVE BEEN TOUCHED GENTLY IN YOUR RECTUM,

What kind of monkey can fly? a sheep in wolves clothing

Why do octopi have suckers they just do. why are are you asking me? ♥♥♥♥ man

Why do cats have sandpaper tongues? First, they are used to help rasp and scrape flesh from the bones of their prey. Since the hooks are backward-facing, the papillae also help hold the prey in the cat's mouth. The spines on a cat's tongue help the tongue function as a built-in comb which can be used to groom the cat's fur.

I accidentally deleted all of my funny comments so here's a good one.
What's one place you don't take your girlfriend to? the spank bank