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But it's not what I really want to do.
What I really want to do is be a shoe salesman.
I know what you're going to say --
"Dreamer! Get your head out of the clouds."
All right! But it's what I want to do.
Instead I have to go on painting all day long.
The world should make a place for shoe salesmen.
-- J. Feiffer
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Words are the voice of the heart.
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Consultant, n.:
An ordinary man a long way from home.
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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."
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Also, the Scots are said to have invented golf. Then they had
to invent Scotch whiskey to take away the pain and frustration.
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*** NEWS FLASH ***
Archeologists find PDP-11/24 inside brain cavity of fossilized dinosaur
skeleton! Many Digital users fear that RSX-11M may be even more primitive
than DEC admits. Price adjustments at 11:00.
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