*burp*

How often do you think about the Roman Empire

Constantly.

When I wake in the morning Im wondering “What would Marcus Aurelius do”. That’s how I decide my agenda for the day.

When I shower I think about Roman Baths and all the friends I’d have in ancient Rome. I think of the jokes I’d tell them and how hard they’d laugh. Just naked bros chillin in a bath house.

After getting up, I hop in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ car to go to work. I pretend Im driving a chariot down the street. “Get out of my way you dirty unwashed Plebeian!!”

At work in my menial job I fantasize about being a Roman soldier and gutting Gauls. I hate Gauls.

At night, I go to a local bar to peep the hotties. I think how Marc Atony would bag em all. I’d be his wingman.

At night, before going to bed I grab tissue and some lotion. I think of Agrippina the Younger. Dirty girl. So naughty, I’d bet we go at it like rabbits

Bro you there? Im waiting to play cs too

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

i peed my self

*stands on hind legs* I hope we can become great friends.