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Melbourne, Victoria, Australia 
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ㅤ* At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
ㅤ* Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused to take Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
ㅤ* The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!