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Egg Simulator

Become an Egg
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:39pm

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:04pm

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:48pm

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:40pm

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:37pm

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:56pm

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:02am

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:39pm

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:08pm

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 4:57pm

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:53pm

Where is it?

Find That clown
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:22pm

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:30pm

French Fika

Lick the croissant
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:32pm

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Sit through the entire yoga session
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:43am

Black Market

Find the shady merchant
Unlocked 2 May @ 6:59pm

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:26am

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:57pm

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:53pm

Welcome to Earth

Start the Alien invasion
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:02pm

I Watched the Intro

Sit through the intro
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:43pm

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:37pm

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:11pm

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:29pm

It's All a Simulation

What a cop-out
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 7:02pm

You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep

Find the Deep Stone
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 10:42am

This Took Half My Life

Experience the entire Black Meze tour
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:19pm

Gastroscopy

Find the Kidney Stone
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 7:00pm

Goat Got Brains

Find the Knowledge Stone
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:55pm

Appliance in Disguise

Find the Space Stone
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 7:14pm



401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Streaking

Run naked on the football field

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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
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