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The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...

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I just wanted to thank you for making funny Youtube content, which is great for people like me who can't get out much due to my asthma and OCD and ADD and ADHD and hepatitis A and hepatitis B and hepatitis C and aspergers syndrome and astigmatism and PTSD and CIPD and ARDS and ARND and sickle-cell anemia and alzheimers and CHD and covid-19 and DVT and FAS and unattractive nose and FMS and GERD and crones disease and diabetes and vrolik syndrome and depression and anxiety and spina bifida and TB and hypertension and legal blindness and ED and cervical cancer and a UTI and porphyric hemophilia and parkinsons and sleep apnea and MS and CWD and pregnancy and gout and SIDS and involuntary celibacy and cerebral palsy and twitter addiction.

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Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to earth, and we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our RAGGEDY ASS FLEET

finally realized WHAT IVE DONE.I had given myself a giant PAPERCUT on my leg and noticed I had to BLEED IT OUT.I decided to LEAVE OUT ALL THE REST of the blood I lost and after a while my leg was NUMB; I was CRAWLING to get to my doctor trying not to FAINT.Later on, I noticed I was ONE STEP CLOSER to dieing.I figured hell is SOMEWHERE I BELONG and had GIVEN UP.I was WAITING FOR THE END.But IN THE END the doc said I had to listen to less biber and more Linkin Park.
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So. You beat the Halo demo. Not bad, soldier, not bad at all. But are you ready to take the next step?! In the full version of Halo, you'll find additional vehicles like tanks, plasma turrets, and aircraft: powerful, new human and alien weapons; a single player campaign spanning ten massive indoor and outdoor environments; and support for intense multiplayer battles with up to sixteen of your friends! ... Or enemies. All that wrapped up in an epic sci-fi story that's so freaky, it makes me shake just thinkin' about it. Halo: Combat Evolved. Buy one! Heck, buy two. That's an order, soldier!

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I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.

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Speaking of, did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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Cowabunga? Cowa-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-piece-of-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! This game is diarrhea coming out of my ♥♥♥♥! This game is as appealing as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ooze-infested dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sewer rat ♥♥♥♥! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls! This game is an inside-out ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking ♥♥♥♥♥, it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks, it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blows, it's a piece of ♥♥♥♥... and I don't like it.

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thx for the smokes bro

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thanks

i dont know why i love your current profile picture, but i do

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In the sixth year of the Yongzheng era,
-Ray

Chargin' at my target
switchin' on my armlet
swallowlin' my regrets
cos I've made a huge mistake

Spirit breaker there were four we could see
plus a missing farmed-up Riki
farmed 'cos of you, incidentally
you still ran mentally

Straight back to the fightin'
but zeus's omni-lightin'
gives 'em all a sightin'
of my chargin' bovine form

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I don't care what tesco say
you're not a horse but you can still vote neigh
just 'cos you caught sight of the man
does NOT make it a plan

I'm a cow, not a coward
who cares if they're by a tower
Just DASH
SMASH
SPIRIT BASH
be the HERO of the HOUR

BORN TO BE MOBILE
BORN TO DRIVE ME WILD
BORN TO PUSH THAT DIAL
YOU'RE A SUGAR RUSHIN' CHILD

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