everyone deserves friendships as tight as the tolerances of this man's engines

10/10 would show tits to at any point.

I sexually identify as a turbocharger. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed
of choo chooing through the mountains of Japan shoving fat loads of air
into sweet sweet rotor housing and cylinders. People say to me that a
person being a turbo is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but i dont
care, im beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a billet
compressor wheel, 3 inch downpipe, and an external wastegate with a
screamer pipe on my body. From now on i want to guys to call me Borg
Warner and respect my right to boost over 30 pounds and make choo choo
noises neadlessly. If you can't accept me you're a turbophobe and need
to check your boost privilege. thank you for being so understanding.

this man has one of the biggest PPs on youtube

You alright chief?

Grats on 500k subs my dude

Yall dont need jesus. You NEED ROB DAHM a.k.a. Alpha Rob a.k.a. The master.

▉▉▉▉▉▉◤┳◥▉▉▉▉▉▉ You have been visited by the Loomynarty.
▉▉▉▉▉◤┳┻┳◥▉▉▉▉▉ He has the power of Fedoras and Diabetes
▉▉▉▉◤┳┻┳┻┳◥▉▉▉▉ Copy and paste this on the walls of the 5
▉▉▉◤┳━┳━┳━┳◥▉▉▉ most MLG m80s you know.
▉▉◤┳┃┈( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)┈┃┳◥▉▉ If ur cheeky scrub brain can't
▉◤┳┻╰━━━━━╯┻┳◥▉ Handle the power of Sharing MLG, you
◤┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳◥ will be qu1cksc0p3d by #FaZe Clan

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Merry★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
•。★Christmas★ 。* 。
° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚
˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛
˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ ｜ 田田 ｜門｜ ˚

"It's a lot tighter...much tighter than you think." ;-)

How do you have time to work, make videos, work on cars, and play video games?

Now buy an awp and see if you can 360 no scope headshot.

hey, wanna do some sterons?? ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴​

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oh.

wat

The unconscious don't need roses.

WTF Grid. Where's mine? :'(

Give This Rose
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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_„„„„\)
To Everyone You Want To Bang

"Sports mode makes my titties jiggle." LMAO

This guy told me he would suckle the tip, he has yet to deliver. 9/11

THY ROTORS SHALL WHINE A 1000 MAGICAL PONIES!

THY 4ROTOR SHALL BE CREATED

Aww yeaaaahhh!!

BRO DO U EVEN 4 ROTOR

DAHM YOU'RE SEXY

That is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me <3

I would backstroke through a sandpit filled with banana puree then pole vault blindfolded into a pit of sexually frustrated baboons and fight my way out while wielding only a rusty slinky as my weapon, if it meant I could chew a two year old piece of gum you once spat on the floor of a KFC restroom.

KEANU REEVES PLS CALM DOWN. DOWNIE. CALM DOWNIE.

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-AAAANUUUUUUUU

You do the best Tom Cruise impersonation....EVER.

:(

:D

80085

Banana car.