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Disable Knight again. PLEASE.

It's incalculable the amount of times I've opened this game, intending to play a quick 10-15 minute run, and suddenly glanced at the clock to discover it's 2am and I've lost control of my life.

It took me 4.8 hours to finally get over it and now I will never touch this sadistic godforsaken game ever again.

The developer banned me from the discussion boards for calling out falsely advertising that this game has trading cards when it doesn't. Good stuff. Oh, and the game's garbage by the way but I'm sure you didn't need me to tell you that.

A terrible looking game with a bare-bones "story" linking some ridiculously easy puzzles together, and I'm not counting the MGS one where you have no choice but to tab out of the game to look up the answer because that's just artificial difficulty and not a real puzzle. Finished in 20 minutes then idled for cards, I got it for free and I still feel short changed...

UPDATE: The devs have now stopped working on this game to focus all their efforts on Party Hard 2. As such I no longer feel I can recommend purchasing this game. It's an EA title that is not in active development.

Party Hard Tycoon is a party management game that uses the Party Hard universe (and a lot of its assets) to bring life to parties, rather than the death the original game has you create.

The aim of the game is to create the best parties possible and make enough of a profit to ensure your next one is even better. You start with a reasonable budget but dear lord don't make the same mistake I did and spend it all on one party (leave the damn DJ table alone!) because this is your overall budget and not on a party-by-party basis. As with Party Hard the music is excellent and the graphics are easy on the eyes. It's a great concept and I can see having a lot of fun with it as the game moves through Early Access.

I've encountered two problems thus far that limit the potential of the game though. First of all, the graphics don't really scale with the resolution you choose. If you have a big monitor the text becomes at best a little blurry and at worst borderline unreadable, the map suffers a similar issue. This doesn't have much of an effect on in-party graphics, but I would expect the text to be crisp, clear and readable on all resolutions. Secondly, you need to place speakers literally EVERYWHERE if you want to avoid guests exclaiming "where is music?" every few seconds and this really eats up a big portion of your budget. I had guests stand directly behind a speaker and say this on more than one occasion, the radius in which music is audible to guests needs to be more realistic.

As I said earlier, it's a fun concept and it's one I'm very much interested in, but at the moment some real work needs to be done to the mechanics in order to make this more enjoyable, including a more in-depth tutorial. I'd still recommend picking it up though since it's very reasonably priced and, despite its current shortcomings, it's an enjoyable game that has real promise.

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Needs a patch that let's you do it in the fish-ionary position with Brian.
I'm so sorry...

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHERE IS SEASON 2?!