super reflexes

Wow, m3g4, I am truly in awe of your incredible skills. The way you play is just breathtaking—every move, every decision, absolutely flawless. It’s almost as if you’ve unlocked a secret ‘how to be the best’ mode that the rest of us mere mortals can only dream of. Honestly, I think the entire gaming community should take notes from you because your talent is just too much to handle. Keep being the absolute legend that you are!

+rep pretty good player <3

哈哈，你这 "Counter-Strike" 玩得也太感人了吧？😆 每次比赛都像在玩捉迷藏，敌人没找到，你先自己迷路了！🧐🔍

你那枪法，我都怀疑你是来给敌人送温暖的！🎯❌ "一颗子弹，两米开外，敌人毫发无伤"，你是CS里的和平大使吧？🕊️🤝

闪光弹一丢，自己瞎了，队友怒了，对面笑了，整个战局裂开了！😂💥 "队友最怕的不是敌人，是你！"

别的不说，你的**"Rush B"** 能变成 "Rush to Spectator Mode"，一冲出去就回家，估计对面都懒得补枪，直接等你自己摔死吧！💀🏃‍♂️

你要是个皮肤，那肯定是**"战损级"**，因为你每局都在被暴打！🤣🎮💣

还不练练枪法？再这样下去，服务器都要申请给你配个拐杖了！😂🦯

"Man, I don’t know how to say this nicely, but you are absolutely tragic at Counter-Strike. Dude plays like he’s legally blind and using a trackpad. His aim? Nonexistent. His game sense? Missing in action. Somehow, he manages to buy the wrong gun every round and still wonders why we're losing. If there's a 1v1, just consider it a round loss. I swear, playing with him is like having an extra enemy on the team. Love the guy, but CS just isn’t his game. 😂"

Bro, I don’t know how you manage to make every round look like a tutorial on what not to do in CS2. Your aim is so bad, I swear your crosshair has a restraining order against the enemy. Watching you clutch is like watching a turtle cross the highway—slow, painful, and destined for disaster.

Your reaction time? NASA called, they want to study how something can be that slow. You miss so many shots that I’m convinced you’re playing with an unplugged mouse. And don’t even get me started on your game sense—I've seen goldfish make better decisions.

Honestly, I’d rather queue with bots. At least they hit their shots sometimes. 😂