Diamonds
John Sears   Anchorage, Alaska, United States
 
 
"The oldest trick in the book. and you fell for it ♥♥♥♥♥!"
"Whatever the hell we want!"
"Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark?"
"For the night is dark and full of terrors"
“You’re the idiot who wasted a month of oxygen on an illegal spacewalk”
"Not today."
"My People Skills Are Rusty."
"Pop... Goes the bandit."
“If I can kick drugs I can deliver a baby”
"Kiba don't do it you'll catch pervert!"
"My first thought was, wait why would a ghost need a teleport crystal. My second thought was, Oh ♥♥♥♥ Window"
"Dads on a hunting trip, and he hasnt been home in a few days"
"She was a smartass"
"Poison made the demon Gabriel believe he could walk on water"
"You should get that"
"Give me 10 good men and some climbing spikes, ill impregnate the ♥♥♥♥♥"
"No I get it. I was around and passably cute"
"You know I just killed an innocent bystander because of you. How will i live with myself"
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Commenti
ThYang1ttv 21 mar 2024, ore 0:54 
DBD?
Captain 2 lug 2023, ore 23:09 
you're funny
Stremix 7 ago 2021, ore 14:29 
Orange juice