Recent reviews by NEISTOVYI GOBLIN

After 71.1 hours of playing this fabulous game I`m finally ready to share my excitement with you.

Let`s start with positives:

- Sweet quests: it`s a total pleasure to kill a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ farmer`s daughter and catch a change of alignment (absolutely worth it!). Or to burn bodies in chaos of plague and all of a sudden get an achievment. Or to pass a quest of being a judge for Lathander who placed a hella lot of slaads in a prison tower just to have fun I guess. All in all I had quite a lot of good memories after this, thank you very much.

- Nice PARRRRTNER (you can use only one, though). My favourite was a halfling named Tomi Undergallows, who died a thousand deaths - and yeah, every eefing time he dies you can just tp to the temple with your tp rock and take him away from there with full hp, like a damn kid taken from a kindergarten!

- BARD is definitely the best class! (you are useless unless you cast yourself a stinky wolf or foul bear; sometimes you can heal, but potions are always better! sometimes you can deal some damage, but rods are always better! sometimes and most of the times you just eefing sing). Also my chara`s name was Bobby Stinkballs, that made some dialogs sound more alive.

And now let`s talk about some disadvantages:

- This game is absolutely exhausting and long, even with some good moments it`s really hard to make yourself finish it. I`m not sure if the achievements were added later to the game (and many users just played the game but never had a chance to get them) or it`s really so bad, but only 2% of players have an honourable deed of killing Morag and accomplishing the final quest.

- Until you get some protection from fear, it`s the most powerful weapon in this game. You, your halfling, your wolf, your bear and your balls get a permanent state of fear until you just die (dragons are really scary!)

- Sometimes either your mates or your enemies can`t find their way in three blocks of surface and they just bag and stare at you standing motionless. It`s more or less okay, when an ancient red dragon behaves like this and gets killed, but when your stupid halfling fails you for the 100th time, it starts bothering you.

- Some mobs are stronger than a damn dragon, but they will give you only 17 xp, because F U, brave adventurer!

- You are always aware of some possibility of sex. Still even being a bard with 24 charisma doesn`t help you to get a fair woman. Once there`s a chance to make love with an old gnome and once you can hire a ♥♥♥♥♥. But you are always in a kind of a sexual tention.

In conclusion, I must aware you, that after playing this game for all this time my boyfriend got some mental disease, and somewhy he isn`t even willing to play dlcs. the game is good, but absolutely worst of everything I could ever advise to anyone.

Have a nice day and may the blessing of Tyr guide you (away from this masterpies of gameart), travellers!