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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:40am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:53am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:57am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:35pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:58pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:23am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:31am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:47pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:22am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 9:20am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 3:47am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:39am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 12:06pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:05am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:07am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:23am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:38am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:58am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:51pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:37pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 11:16pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 2:19am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:30am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:51am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:35am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:06am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:28am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:53am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 11:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:06am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:07am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:28am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:50pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:33am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:05am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:05am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:46am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:50pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:06am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:31am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:51pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:04am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:50pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:02am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:17am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 12:01pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:56pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:51pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:48am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:47am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:46pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:58pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:40am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:19pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:40am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 2:19am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:55am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:40am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:42am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 6:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:05am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:15am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:28pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 11:49pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:05am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:35am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:37pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:19am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:51pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:23am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 11:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:49am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 11:35am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 11:37pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:33am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:55pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 2:22am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:53am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:56pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:37am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:35am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:36pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 11:14pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 5:32am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:25am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:27am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:05pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:19pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:14am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:14am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:30pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:22am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:19am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:43pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 2:31am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 11:08pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:41am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:35pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 6:30pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 6:30pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 9:35am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 6:30pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:41am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:47am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:17am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:02pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:20pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:20am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:23am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:47pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:43am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:41am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:54am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 12:08pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 7:34am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 7:34am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:42am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:31am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:05pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:23am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:59am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:47am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:34pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 9:00am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:50am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:50am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:39am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:35pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:36pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:41am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 5:34pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 4:22am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 2:22am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:47am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:42am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:42am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:42am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:39pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:39pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:48pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:07am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:05am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:35pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 3:07am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:50am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:42am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:03am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:59pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:36am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:50am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:42am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 11:51am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 2:20am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:47am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:50am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 11:35am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 4:43pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:51pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 9:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 7:08pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:51am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:46am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:13am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:17am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:16am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:40am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:57am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:45am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:09am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:08pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:49pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:09am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:30am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:45am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:00pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:36pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:41am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:24am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:40am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:15am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:22am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:41am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:29pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:18am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:34pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 9:21am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:32am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:07am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:19am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:53am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:01am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 11:08pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:57am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:44am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 9:10am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 6:14am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:16am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:50am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:02am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:34pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:28pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:28am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:07am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:47pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:45am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:13am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:40am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:34pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:04am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:36pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:36pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:41am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:41am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:24am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:40am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:48am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:15am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:22am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:41am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:29pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:12pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:01am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 6:04am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 7:32am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:56am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:42am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:45pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:28am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:37am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:50am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:07am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:39am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:40pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:04am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:26pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 7:32am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:12am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:12am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:28am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:41am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:29pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:24am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 1:31am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:18am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:47am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:24pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:57am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:09am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:15am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:14am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:26am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:32am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:25am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:26am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:02am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:02am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:42pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 7:09am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:55pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:41am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 12:07pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 6:36pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 10:11am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:29pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:29pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:26am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:10am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:24pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:13am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:41am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:43am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:41am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:26pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 7:32am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:12am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:12am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:28am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:41am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:29pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:24am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 1:31am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:42am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:29pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:24am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:24am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:17am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:26am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:02am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:13am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:28am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:50am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:50am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:08am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:09am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:02am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:14am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:40am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:51pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 9:22am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:04am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:54am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:12am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:12am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:50am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:09am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:22am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:22am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:48am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:48am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 2:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:40pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:42am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:29pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:24am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:24am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:26am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:13am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:28am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:57am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:09am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:41am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:23pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 11:57am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:24am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:24am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:50am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:50am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:08am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:08am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:34pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:48am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:15am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:17am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:04am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:17am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 9:14am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:30am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 6:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:42pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:43am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:41am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:41am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 1:06am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:17am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:17am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:15am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:15am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 7:08pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 1:43am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:18am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:25am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:00am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:17am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:37am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:26am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:38am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:23am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:12am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:54am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 4:54am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:39am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:39am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:20am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:20am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:07am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:54am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 4:43pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:02am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:27am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:02am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:17am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:28am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:08am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:48am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:53am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:43am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:22am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:12am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:06am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:56am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 9:06am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:08am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:27am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:02am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:17am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:28am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:08am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:48am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:53am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:43am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:22am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:12am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:06am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:56am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 9:06am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:46am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:52am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:43am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:31pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:09am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:09am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:38am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:38am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:49pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:18am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:09am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:16am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:40am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:29pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:15am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:12am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:53am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:06am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:24am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:02am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:55am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:09am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:07am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:42pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:06am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:08am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:01am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:51pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:27am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:02am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:04am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:04am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:06am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:25am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:58am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:18am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:09am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:17am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:10am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:58am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:04am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:53am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:23am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:38am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 7:37am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:07am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:54am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 7:22am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:21pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:23am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:28am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:17am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:27am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:23am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:49am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:24am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 7:27am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 6:42pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:28am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:42am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 7:46am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:37am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:20pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:17am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:28am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:28am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:22am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:22am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:48am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:48am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:08am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:19am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:17am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:50am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:10am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:58am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:04am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:53am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:23am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:38am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 7:37am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:07am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:54am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 7:22am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:52am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:37am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 8:51am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked