I had a UTI once but no pain I just peed a lot for 3 days because my bladder could not hold it because I had 3 ice teas at mays birthday and I pissed my bed so mad dad took me to the hospital and they thought I had diabetes. technically I'm still waiting to get my test results back. they took a urine sample while I was there and put some bacteria in it and they said they'd call if they where sure if I had or didn't have anything, 4 months later they never called, but told my dad I probably didn't have diabetes on the way out. the car ride home was silent and at one point I thanked him for taking the time out of his Sunday to take me to the hospital because I pissed my bed for reasons unknown, he just looked at me disappointingly and said "no more iced tea, ok?" that's all I remember, i was in a state while it happened. I cried for a good five minutes after I pissed my bed for the second time that night.

Sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.
Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The Second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.
anyways i was just wondering, do you guys think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...

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