Recent reviews by Deadhorse Bandit

This is an amazing looking game for 1897, it runs like a snail with AIDS, and plays like your mom at a banjo club.

10/10 IGN
Like Skyrim but with zombies.

Great game. Fun, intuitive, better than the sequel.

Too bad the developer went off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deep end.

"Payday 2 will have no microtransactions, shame on you if you thought otherwise!"
-Overkill when they still had fans

(Plus all the lazy DLC, and the complete middle finger that is Crimefest 2015)
The middle finger has never been so useful

All in all: it needs more Leonard

Believe in Leonard

0/5 not enough Leonard

I'm old enough to remember when TF2 didn't even have matchmaking, and I always thought it was a mistake to put it in anyway. That wasn't what TF2 was about.

That's not even the problem though. The Bot Crisis has been rampant and overwhelming for years now. Valve said 2 years ago they were working on a fix and they haven't done ♥♥♥♥ since then. Don't play this ♥♥♥♥, atleast until it's fixed.