When I get a text message, I hear a Chocobo go "Wark!". I can beat Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts. I never got to play Legend of Zelda as a kid. I don't like to admit it, but the Sony PlayStation beat Nintendo 64. Gamecube happened, might as well enjoy Smash Bros. I never beat Twisted Metal: Black, but I can tell you the story of each character. I got an Xbox because of Halo 2. I got a 360 to play games with my friends, then promptly did not. Oh, and I play Magic: the gathering. In real life.