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It took 131 hours for me to finish my first playthrough and I still feel like I missed entire storylines.

I don't have a lot to say about this other than I like the game and I want the Steam nomination badge.

If you haven't played the first one, play the first one. It's better in just about every way.

If you've finished the first one, and want what basically amounts to a large DLC with slightly less content in most areas, then grab Below Zero when it goes on sale.

The best way to describe this game is Subnautica 1.5. It's not good enough to be and isn't trying to be Subnautica 2. But it's different enough from the first one that it isn't a remake of the first game.

Those C sides hurt so good

People say drugs are addicting, but this, this is true addiction. All my brain craves is to watch the little 2D people build things until I allow them rest.

It's terrible

Bloons start slow but then get quicker
Bloons start thin and then get thicker
They do not stop to talk or bicker
They keep on going like bottles of liquor

You may try to pop them all
But they never stop, no feat too tall
Don't temporize, tarry, or stall
In the end you will still fall

As Victory stays out of reach,
It isn't worth that tender peach
So listen now, to these words I preach
Don't even start, this I beseech

It's Poly Bridge. Of course it's good.

Mario Party but way better

Fun game, town is always stupid.