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1 person found this review helpful
157.6 hrs on record (119.5 hrs at review time)
Never buy a game from this publisher. Launch is bug city, worse than starship troopers.

Now, a year after? The game has a few races, seems good and a nifty reconnect function (which also took a year) BUT IS SUPER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELPFUL AS THE GAME CRASHES EVERY TIME A DICE IS THROWN, UNTIL YOU MAGICALLY CANNOT RECONNECT ANYMORE AND THE MATCH HAS DISAPPEARED.

Good work developers, you're clearly competent.
Posted 1 August, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,755.4 hrs on record (2,923.1 hrs at review time)
Dumbest DEV team alive.
Posted 22 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
96.9 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Unfinished crapshoot of a game, trying to load a saved game? Too bad, here's your desktop.
If you want us to betatest your game, stop charging AAA money for your titles, not even anything in the game apart from the campaign which is just sub-par at best. You can play until the gates start appearing, then it's warhammer-wack-a-mole..............
Posted 23 February, 2022. Last edited 3 March, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
19.6 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A tree I chopped fell on an other tree which fell on my house 10/10 now a homeless lumberjack.
Posted 24 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Hi, my push to talk is F! So of course, you also get an F. Have fun fixing bugs and whatnot, refunded.
Posted 9 December, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
13.5 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Yeah, so I bought the game and now I would like to play it, with my friends - let me know if you plan to make this possible, thank you! :)
Posted 13 February, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
262.6 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Ahh, the joy of a bugged "in steam app" combined with an enormous hassle and outrageous DLC policy. Good game, bad company.
Posted 21 March, 2019. Last edited 1 June, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7,718.4 hrs on record (3,447.5 hrs at review time)
Do you enjoy getting yelled at in different languages?
Do you like wasting your time on the internet being told what to do and what not to do?
Do you feel there is not enough blame being put on you in other games?

Well then, my man, step right up! This game has something new and exciting for you!
Posted 11 April, 2018. Last edited 11 June, 2024.
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101.4 hrs on record (84.9 hrs at review time)
Changed my reccomendation as the last half of the game is pure unpolished ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and bugs....

Below is my experience after ~40 hours

Awesome!

Crafting system is meh but the rest of the game is GOLDEN!
Posted 26 September, 2017. Last edited 8 October, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Game seems fun, tried 3 times to join as a group of 3 - all times one from the party was kicked "lobby is full" then the other two had to play.

0/10 - get the basics done before you release anything.
Posted 11 July, 2016.
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