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tCol 16 May, 2021 @ 10:32am 
I just realized i'm in almost every single screenshot on your profile. I gotta say, i didn't sign any waiver and this is a violation of my basic human rights. :steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsdown:
rat 8 Aug, 2019 @ 10:07pm 
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Toad 8 Aug, 2019 @ 10:06pm 
♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
tCol 13 Apr, 2018 @ 11:35am 
"Hey you wanna play on a open team this season"
"Oh im playing on a different team"
♥♥♥♥ me right?!
rat 4 Dec, 2017 @ 2:34pm 
tCol 17 Oct, 2017 @ 5:06pm 
Doesnt wear a girdle 110%
pizzaparty 12 Aug, 2017 @ 1:51pm 
No disrespect, Do you Squirt? I ain't tryin' to drain your meat flaps i'm just Hashtag askin'.
rat 20 Jul, 2017 @ 2:05pm 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
tCol 8 Feb, 2017 @ 8:45pm 
10/10 Loves Unreal too much but doesnt lick butt no matter what anyone says
tCol 20 Jan, 2017 @ 7:00pm 
This guy licks butt
rat 5 Aug, 2016 @ 12:58am 
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
rat 5 Aug, 2016 @ 12:57am 
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Dark 18 Apr, 2016 @ 10:01pm 
Absolutely 100% hacking at all times
pizzaparty 9 Sep, 2015 @ 12:19pm 
signed by dr. steven poop
Bear Biologist 4 Aug, 2015 @ 4:28am 
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Let the Doge into your heart

- jason