Recent reviews by FunnyUserGuy

This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks, I had more fun listening to radios from around the world than playing this game.
From my almost 2 hours of playtime I maybe had like 5 minutes of enjoyment.

I hope you like looking at pool tiles because that's 90% of what you're going to be looking at. The coolest stuff only appears near the end of the game which I hope you have a quantum computer for (or just lucky) because otherwise the game will crash on Chapter 4 when you enter the evil red room or get anywhere near it.

F*ck going to college, I'd rather spend my time injecting morphine into my veins and wacking boxes with a crowbar.
Just the other day I demolished my grandma's closet thinking they'd be some goodies inside like ammo or more morphine but instead it was just her clothes. Oops sorry grandma, hope she won't find out who did it.

Phenomenal place to start for people who wanna get into Visual Novels.
The less I say and the more you read the better.

This game is best experienced with screaming as loudly and as much bloody murder as you can right before death

I hope the devs make a Slenderman Sex Game or a Slenderman 2000's Dating Sim next

Did you know that Cacodemons have buttholes?

The chicken man won't stop calling my number.

If you got an hour to spare, definitely give this game a shot.
This game lets you experience New York City from the perspective of a sober and mentally stable person.

EDIT: I forgot to mention, how I tried to kill everyone with a hammer that I came in contact with. Just like real life.

Uncanny and realistic depiction of what life is like in Poland

This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks, The output damage on almost all weapons is so inconsistent that I might as well not have any ammo in the first place. The feeling you get when you fire a shotgun or a super variant of it is as disappointing as my first
wife that looked like a horse and smelled even worse than one.

Also this game seems to have a mind of it's own and it always without fail actively rearranges its source code whenever I play to make sure I have the worst experience possible.

Wouldn't recommend, possible Witchcraft at work. Play QuakeWorld or Quake 1 Remastered Multiplayer instead of this.