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under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info

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nipped co-op yesterday and sucked off an innocent pooch for a bottle of prime

Dunnae know what tae 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 do man. Dunnae what tae 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 do. You know what I'm gonna do I'm just gonna walk wae into the nearest 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 pub right I'm gonna wait til I see someone having a drink fae their 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 pint glass like at I'm just gonna go like at man 𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗠 man 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 cut 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 intae face man 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 joker man cut his 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 face off man. I need tae get back intae that jail man that'll give me a good 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 5 year that, that'll give me a good 5 year that.

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to the end. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly 𝗰𝘂𝗺 every time. But I've trained my 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸 muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU HAVE BEEN VIRGIL VAN DIJKED

Welcome to the bread bank, we sell bread, we sell loafs, we got bread on deck, bread on the flo, toasted, roaste- bro shut the 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 up, listen i just need a baguette and a brioche, we don’t have either of those you can get the gluten-free white bread or the potato bread, what the 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 is gluten take that 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 out. It’s gluten free, i don’t CARE if it’s free. Yeah, i got my dollar store camera ON, what’s the 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 situation, what the 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 do you want, im the mother 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 MANAGER, at the bread store?,

𝗕 𝗥 𝗘 𝗔 𝗗.

Wherever I go, my amazing Immortal Dota rank follows me like a stench. Men, women, children, anyone: if they hear that I have extreme skill and a diverse pool of mains, they only see me as some gamer god.

Sometimes I'll be on my way home, thinking it's past-time to get funny. But then crowds plead me to my computer and beg me on their hands and knees to let them witness "another 5 man cogs." Is that all I am? A set of fingers, a pair of eyeballs, blessed and cursed to be so much better than you at this game?

Pro Dota players of Steam: how do you get along with others when all they can think about is your dextrous fingers and massive map awareness?

i'm in massive trouble i don't give a 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 when my court date is they can come and arrest me there have been lots of strange things happening lately two nights ago my gfs cupboard opened on its own and i was just looking at myself cuz it got a mirror on it lol also last night my gf says that the taps turned on in the bathroom and my fone lit up at the same time there has been a ghost at her house for a longtime its not about me also i think i'm closer to god now more than ever i think i need prison i'm sorry if i ever hurt anybody it was drinking but drink is because of no love if you get me i'm drunk now and alls i care about is myself i'm going prison and wanted you to know there are a few characters i'm angry with sorry i can't help it i started going church because evil thoughts got to my head

hey its costa from 3r lol

-rep didn't follow through with a bet

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Nice guy

noob

omg im ur biggest fan will u sign my profile

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Seriously, thanks for being a good sport and being salty like everyone else in solo. I appreciate it

merry christmas

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Civ 5 >>>> EU4 :P

i'll give u key asap

my man