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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this guy

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat

Listen, let's cut the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm a boy. you're a girl. We both know that you didn't add me for a friendly small talk. You want a satisfying ♥♥♥♥. we're both not teenagers, it's perfectly natural to have these urges. Let's just cut the coy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I want something straight to the point. No chase. Just primal sweaty sex. My next free slot to ♥♥♥♥ your brains out will be Saturday 13:00-15:00, you in?

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

+rep