Recent reviews by Renn

Need to tweak a few settings to remove any input lag or fps drops.
But besides that good followup to the series, exploration is more rewarding, can customise and upgrade your gear better than previous titles, story so far is great (10 hours in), side quests are better & inventory management is now about weight not tetris so that's cool.

only took a decade to hit official release -_- . But yeah good game.

Yeah pretty good, except Co-Op loading times to change area. OH MY LORD JEZUZ

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"