renallmate
NATE   Allentown, Pennsylvania, United States
 
 
Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.
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Gin Jockey 2020 年 6 月 1 日 上午 10:45 
♥♥♥ u nerd
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autosarco 2019 年 2 月 25 日 下午 6:41 
autosarco 2018 年 8 月 27 日 下午 9:06 
"Hey, do you guys have szechuan sauce?", I ask the low IQ minimum wage slave. "N-no, sir. We just ran out", he muttered. I was overcome with a primal rage. I jump on the counter, screaming "I'm Pickle Rick!”. The 200 IQ crowd chanted in unison, “WUBBALUBBA DUB DUB” whilst beating their chests towards the cowering worker. I put my shirt over my head and let out the purest REEE to show my devotion to Rick. Everyone else REEEs as well. Yes, my brothers, let it all out. The manger comes in and calls the police, he doesn’t understand the mature and intellectual nature of our cries. We Naruto run to the next McDonalds store as we search endlessly for that sauce.
autosarco 2018 年 8 月 26 日 下午 6:33 
Heh. Heh heh. Bold of you, mortal. Extremely bold. You think I have skin? You think I have flesh? You think I will not decimate this puny Earth? I pity you, and your sad existence. This is the timeline I will destroy. You think you are safe? You make me laugh. You make me chortle with enough force to burn this universe to the ground, if it had ground. I and my brothers, Uhl'uht'c and Tsathoggua and the Nameless One, will make you regret being so bold, so rash.