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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:55pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:20pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 9:49pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:49pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 9:02pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 9:04pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 9:03pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:02pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 9:33pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:55pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:02pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:19pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:27am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:42am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:03pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:37pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 1:34pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:08pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 1:23pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 1:28pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:30pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:39pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:09pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:27pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 3:26pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 3:30pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:06pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:27pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:28pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:52pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 12:14am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 11:09pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:50am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:42pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 12:16am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:12pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 12:39pm



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.