"gg to everyone who headshot me (nobody, only bodyshots)"

"Boomerang monkey is a r*tard. He's like, our little r*tard though, so he's good"

"you will never get stomped harder than when you go bot lane with your egirl"

"I can't believe you just watched some dude commit grand theft auto in front of you"

"After years of no Minecraft, I'm finally back. It's time to get some blocky b*tches"

"I'm not gonna play that sh*t by myself, I need people to f*ck"

"the only cheeks i'm gonna clap are my own"

"I'm going to purchase you"

"Ridwan said if you can't find something to do then he's gonna do you"

"oh my god i've been looking for this for 12 years... finally man"

"It’s probably not broken, I’m just r*tarded"

"Dan, how do you have money without a job? feet pics?"
"Yeah. I buy them and flip them"

"They don't know that I'm Masters in League"

"Shut up and build the canal Rid"
"Is that supposed to be racist"

"I knew you were colored, but..."