Hej där, det är Moa och Linus. Vi skulle vilja ha en pratstund med dig angående något viktigt. Vi tycker att din dansstil påminner om en blandning av en överambitiös flamingo och en vilseledd katt. Om du inte justerar din dans, kan vi inte garantera dina danspartner hela. Vi hör av oss snart, ta hand om dig!

hej, det her e alfons lysbakken, vad har du kjekat i ollon?!?!

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

vi bor till VÄNSTER har du svårt att förstå?

Tjena Bertrams, jag och Alfons Wester behöver prata med dig om en sak.. Det är så att vi inte gillar att du dansar ballett som en liten ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Billy Elliot.Om du inte slutar omedelbart kommer vi att riva bort dina testiklar. Vi talas! kramar på dig!

Apskaft

It's every gay bro 🌈☺👬 with the homosexual flow 🌈😍🍆 5 million asses raped🍆🍑😫 never done before 😎😖👌 smashed all the competition 🍗🍑😖 now your brother is next 👉👌🙋 dont even have a durex 🚫🎈🍆 so i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your shoe 🍆💦👞 this is team 69♋👅🍆 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐶 and i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you👉👌😫

+rep nice tradder

One day I woke up and my nipples were completely gone, like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once I left my room I found out that my dad died last night and several days later I found out that for my entire life he had been sneaking into my room while I slept and sucked on my chest to make two gigantic hickeys where my nipples should have been because I was born without them. Not for any sexual reason, just so I would fit in.

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merri sristmas and hepi new yer mi frend, cyka kurwa. may you get global elite and a girlfirend

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Very nice trade , +rep

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riiiight.

Tabbed out and forgot.

I like how you leave dota 2 running after going to bed, so you can get more gametime and look less of a noob.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2013
Thanks fore the nice Games with you!
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little ♥♥♥♥ u play Dota 2 now

little ♥♥♥♥ u play Day-z now

har du något att grunda de på? =)

Hey redruM

you can't possible dodge

00:29 - vert. Rikku: Is it ok if I come to your place and take a shower tomorrow?
00:30 - redruM: I have to teach you retarded children how to shower first
00:30 - vert. Rikku: HAHAH
00:30 - redruM: And dont touch my razor
00:30 - redruM: :P
00:30 - vert. Rikku: are you going to stand infront of us
00:30 - vert. Rikku: naked in the shower
00:30 - vert. Rikku: and then dry off
00:30 - vert. Rikku: ?
00:30 - redruM: Yes

Redrum, it's 02:06 and you are still awake playing your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ videogames. Go to bed, noob.

Redrum, it's 12:45 and you are still at home playing your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ videogames. get a job, noob.

Lol Dark

get a new avatar this one sux

en man och en kvinna

Dude! Get a hold of yourself!

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
Give it a Norwegian crew!