"We must all learn that a god is not intrinsically greater than us. Only weaklings succumb to their deceitful promises of fame and power! Mankind is greater than any lowly god-creature!" - Ecclesiarch Decius XXIII

"Nobody bigga den Ghazghkull, ya ignorant git...at least not yet!" - Warboss Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

"You people venerate savagery and you will all DIE savagely!" - Agent Milton

"Each painful welt, an act of love..." - Tetsua Crumb

"~He looks like a bit of a dandy~ but he's deadly with a blade!" -Blademaster Owyn

"So it is, I became a Lord of Cinder. I may be but small, but I will die a colossus." -Little Ludleth of Courland

"The night brims with defiled scum, and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think; now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content!" -Valtr the Beast Eater; Master of the League

"A good girlfriend will lie to the police, but a GREAT girlfriend will help you burn the body; guess which one I am..." -Yandere-chan

"It builds up faster than a virgin's ejaculate." - OnlyAfro

"You can't get arrested for making a child wet." -Hannah

"It's like, we're too old to Trick or Treat, and we're too young to die..." -Eric Foreman

"Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression; that is, unfortunately, not packageable." -KL-E-O

"Even I think that's sexist, and I'm a terrible gargoyle!" -Ridley, on Metroid: Other M

"Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy." -Bender Bending Rodríguez, Sr.

"Listen up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; imma tell you a tale, 'bout a little futanari, a boy and a hay bale!" -Me

"If I can't be the best, I can sure as hell be the worst!" -Jon Jafari

"Stop moaning, stop groaning, I stopped caring hours ago; only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh." -Yami Atem

"THERE you filthy monstrosity, what good is your immortality now? Try sturring up trouble in *this* sorry state; all mangled and twisted, with every inside on the outside for all the world to see!" -Alfred, Executioner of Vilebloods

"A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle; chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time." -His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI

"All music is folk music; I ain't never heard a horse sing a song." -Louis Armstrong

"The best defense
is a level 3 sentry
on last point
before mid is captured"
-Sun Tzu's The Art of War

"He has a wife, you know." -Pontius Pilate

"Never underestimate a ♥♥♥♥♥ who's used to bein' on top!" -Zimos

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

"You're the kinda ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck ♥♥♥♥ for bus money and then walk home" -DEMO Dan

"Oh, c'mon now; it's not rocket science, it's just quantum physics." -the 11th Doctor

"These bats are mommas and papas too; they care for their young just like we ponies do~" - Fluttershy
"Oh suck my ♥♥♥♥ you yellow-pink ♥♥♥♥♥!" -Apple Jack

"Soul of the mind; key to life's Ether. Soul of the lost, be granted a vessel. Grant strength to the vessel, that the world might be mended. That the world might be mended..." -The Maiden in Black

"Possess the right thinking..." -Hamato Yoshi's first rule

"Squaring numbers are just like women; if they're under thirteen just do them in your head" -Bo Burnham

"That was a close one...you were almost a Jill sandwhich =D" -Barry Burton

"BARRY!!! D=" -Jill Valentine

"This is the part where you fall down..." -The illustrious Mr. Johnny "Cage" Carlton

"So, Mike; turtles excrete wax, and you humans put it in cans and just rub it all over your cars? Good, that's good; just keep doing that." -Tom Servo