09/27/2024 Cadet File
Name: Jimpy "Hoghugger" Loder

Introductory Stats:
5'10 in heels
Halo: Infinite LASO challenge current status: abandoned
Total achievements earned: 118/119

Military Status: Potato Washer
Mortarman Status: suspended for inappropriate penetration of device tube
Sushi Status: Crab Lagoon
Recent Google Searches: Banana Yellow Dark Skin

Further to my previous update, Halo Infinite LASO has STILL not been completed. He is also approaching 3600 hours in Shatterline, which I'm fairly certain is the world record.

just a quick update: Jimmy still is at 118/119 achievements of Halo Infinite. I guess It's because the last two weeks he has 1200 hours in Shatterline.

Halo infinite: 118/119 achievements unlocked LOL finish your food kid

Sounds like a dorg bokkin

+rep