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5 people found this review helpful
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1.6 hrs on record
I am not recommending this game for one reason, to some it may be a dumb one but this is my reason. And no, it's not because of the price tag. It's because there are no sexy girls. As a man with a big penis (15 inches), i have sex with lots of women with big boobs and butt all the time. girls love my big penis because it was very big big and they love having sex with my penis. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. i think the developers should add girls into this game so it can be spooky men and sexy girls. they could make it into a sequel and i think this would do more numbers than the original game. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. since i have a big penis, i get too many girls wanting to have sex with me. sometimes, i just want to have sex with myself (hand sex) while playing spooky men. how can i have sex with myself if there are no girls in spooky men? i don't think this is right and the developers should do something about this because my penis (15 inches) can't take it anymore. And i have no clue how people get girls that are nude in this game, i seen people post pics of their girl characters nude in the community section but none of them have explained how they did it and the game itself does not explain it either so therefore i assume its done with mods of some kind cus you cant play the game with girls. i feel like you lied to me so I'm not going to play this game anymore and am giving you a thumbs down.
Posted 4 March.
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520.6 hrs on record (185.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
one of the best games i have ever played, the only bad thing is the matchmaking and the rank system. People talk about cheaters but if you have a prime account it is nearly impossible to get cheaters in game for example in my 300 hours i encountered about 3 or 5 cheaters.
Posted 27 November, 2022. Last edited 4 June, 2023.
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9.9 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
fun game
Posted 27 November, 2022.
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