So Reddit, here's a quick backstory; I (32M) am currently unemployed. My attention span has decreased and when I tried to go to work all I could think about was playing bullet hell games on the hardest difficulty setting and I cannot go 3 minutes without opening up my favourite Touhou game (Shoot the Bullet). My Wife (29F) is concerned with my wellbeing and whenever she sees me NOT playing an installation of Touhou, she remarks that all I do is rock back and forth in the corner, muttering the words "AYA SHAMEIMARU". My Wife is considering Divorce and I really do not know what to do. I have spent over 3,000$ USD in Aya-related memorabilia from Figurines, Bodypillows, Posters and any other form of merchandise in existence and we can barely afford rent. I will be getting straight to the point now.

My Wife decided that today would be my Day to get Groceries (We tend to not spend that much time together as she believes my mannerisms are "disturbed" so we have separate jobs in the week.) so I start up my car and drive to our local Target store. Upon arrival, I walked into the store and headed to the fresh produce aisle.

I get to the aisle however a child walks up to me (Whom looked around 14/15 years of age), points at my shirt (In which had a graphic of Aya Shameimaru on) and remarks the words "Anime is cringe, get a life you fat-ass neckbeard" In which I snapped, turned slowly around glaring this child directly in the eyes and saying "Did you just call Touhou an..... Anime??". The kid replies to me with "I don't give a rat's ass about Anime" and laughed, beginning to start walking back to their pathetic friend group. Before they successfully get to their friends group, I feel completely overcome and blinded by rage, pure fury (Indirect reference to Junko from LoLK (her theme is called pure furies ~ whereabouts of the heart)!) and run at this kid. I shouted " SPELLCARD: GUST "WIND GOD GIRL" " at the top of my lungs before completely jumping at this pathetic weakling. The kid started yelling and flailing and I was completely un-aware of the fact that I was beating this child to a bloody pulp, it was like I was a completely different person (AoCF reference maybe??? XDDDDD) and Security came and detained me. I said I was completely just as I believed it was my right as an American citizen to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights.

I may of overdone it though and the kid is allegedly in a "Vegetative state"? XD (reference to Aki sisters from Mountain of Faith?) and I am typing this in the back of a Police vehicle.

P.S. if I die will I be able to meet Eiki Shiki? XDD