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Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First according to the height of a minion (3.5 feet on average), Gru is 4 minions tall. Which makes his the godly size of 14 feet tall. Second, if anyone remembers the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene where Vector kidnaps the 3 girls and fires a series of heat seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodged them all. according to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive at such a speed that the missiles only move at 9.5 mph, 0.005% of their original speed. after this, Gru punches a shark and it is paralysed, meaning it’s spine is probably shattered. to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 Newton’s to fracture the spine. that’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 mph.

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