Rawrxd's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:33pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:57pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:08pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 10:05am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:58pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 12:11pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:26pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:21pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:01am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:44am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:46pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 8:30am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:15pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 8:56pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 8:55am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:30am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:50pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 9:42pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:28pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 10:07am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:26pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:36am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:36am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:25am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:46am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:57am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:58pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:18pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:30am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:06pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:28pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:34am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:34am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:29pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 11:07am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:33am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 11:48am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:04pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:12pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:37am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 11:59am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:29pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:13pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:37am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:37am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:09pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:18am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:08pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:36pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:14am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:58pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:50pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:58pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:58pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:13pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:23pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:23pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:16am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:41pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:50pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 9:59am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 10:04am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 8:53am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 9:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:14am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:52am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:43pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:33pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:06pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:06pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 10:57am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:04am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 5:40pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:10pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:24pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:23pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:06pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:02pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:28pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:42pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:41pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:15pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:50am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:50am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:43pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:15am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 9:10am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:42pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 10:49am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:35pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:35pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:35pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:47pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:50am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:50am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:47am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:29pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:43pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:19pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:10pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:04pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:49am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:42pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:08pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:43pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:50am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:50am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:43pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:30pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:16pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:50am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 8:16pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 11:13am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:45am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 6:53pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 9:18am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:25am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:25am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:54pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 10:29am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:28am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 10:49am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 8:05am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:05pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:50pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:12pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:12pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:22am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 10:31am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 10:31am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:02pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 10:04am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:50pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:02pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 10:31am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 10:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:35pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:28pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 8:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:33pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:33pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 9:04pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 6:50am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:24pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 9:11am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:36am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:21pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:49pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:06pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:43pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 10:57am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 10:49am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:28pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:46pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:59pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:50am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:50am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:47pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 8:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 8:58pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 10:31am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:21pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:45pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:50am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 5:03pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 8:16pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:29pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 11:13am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:20pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:52am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 10:49am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

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