My self summary

I'm a duck who grew up on a small farm but wound up in the big city. I sometimes miss the clean water, definitely not the old peeps who still believe in mutated duck-people segregation. I came to the city to spread my wings (haha, mutation left out my wings) and start my hip hop career.

I'm really good at:

Rapping and eating bread crumbs.

First thing people notice:
My dope shoes. I order them online. They may be from the overlord AI that destroyed the world in the first place, but they make awesome shoes. I'm also pretty quiet.

Six of my favorite things I could never do without.
Dope shoes. Cash money. Bread. Bogdan. Moisturizer. Divas. Dope tunes.




My name is ♂Van♂. Uh...I'm an artist. I'm a performance artist. I'm hired for people to fulfill their fantasies, their ♂deep♂ ♂dark♂ ♂fantasies♂. I was gonna be a movie star, you know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two additions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full Master, and change my entire house into a dungeon, uh... Dungeon Master. Now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks, and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and, just lube it up, and it's a long process y'know to get your...get your whole arm up there, but it's an intense feeling for the other person. I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too, and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why