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ㅤ* I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
ㅤ* A white horse walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and orders a pint. The landlord pours him a tall frothy mug and say, "You know, we have a drink named after you." To which the white horse replies, "What, Eric?"
ㅤ* Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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