YOU'RE TUNING INTO YURI FM, THE STATION WITH THE HOTTEST IN GIRL LOVIN' SOUND. WE'VE GOT KNIFEPLAY [splatter sfx] TENDER TOUCHES ["a-ahn~"] CANNIBALISM [loud chewing] HELPLESS PREY [sfx of a steak being punched] AND NONSTOP UNREQUITED LOVE [quiet sobbing] YEARN LIKE NEVER BEFORE