When seconds count, the law is only minutes away.

Fatsos don't care about their diabetes, smokers don't care about their black lungs and degenerates don't care about their filthy sexual diseases, why should YOU care about their health?

Jamie Lee Curtis played a high school baby sitter when this crap started. Now the heroine is collecting social security and doing battle alongside her grandchildren.

It was only a matter of days before the Frogs stop croaking.

I used to be against abortion. After seeing so much degeneracy however, I now welcome it. The world would be much better if the stupid were crushed in the womb right away.

Tesla bots are all fun and games until yours crashes into elderly Mrs. Fitch next door and explodes into a fireball. Personal injury lawsuits will never be the same!

The people who cause all the CO2 think they are the same people who should solve it, and they want to do it by limiting the CO2 of people who cause less than them.

Every time I think about the plight of the cuban people under the filfthy communist boots I miss those Pinochet helicopter tours.

To face the impossible is the mark of a hero. The coward will always make up an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Football is not coming Home...Football IS going to Rome!

When the Roman Empire became a mass of freaks, then its ruin started and it was quite a fast ruin.

I'm really tired of people complaining they can't wear masks because big noses, I still have to wear underwear.

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

For those who keep saying wars are caused by religions let me tell you that ALL wars happen because resource disputes. Atheists might want to check their own side, after all the worst recorded death tolls were caused by atheist leaders.

Negative people need drama like it’s oxygen. Stay positive and take their breath away.

Our LORD Jesus Christ came for the sinners, he found our souls worth dying for. There is still hope, seek Him and you will find Him.

Embrace: Chastity; Temperance; Charity; Diligence; Patience; Kindness; Humility.

Reject: Lust; Gluttony; Greed; Sloth; Wrath; Envy; Pride.

Those who sin to affront God merely drink from a poison chalice expecting Him to die. The path of virtues leads to a dignified life, the path of vices leads to own self destruction. Is it not clear yet?

If healers on this kingdom gave up on you, enslaved you to an earhtly medicine because your mind has no chance of being fixed, seek God, the true cure for the true disease that affects you, a broken soul. Freedom through faith.

Allow Him to deliver you from darkness before the world delivers you to the void.

Can't believe took this long to make a decent looking Avatar game. Ubi needs to get their ass back on Steam. Anyone play Watchdogs Legion, is it good?

“By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.” ― Confucious

It took 5 years of Thalidomide prescriptions before the link to birth defects was discovered.

Are you going your own way? Or are you being led somewhere?

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End." Revelation 22:13

The Eagle, the Bear and the Dragon. Place your bets ladies and gentlemen.

One thing about politicians, once they are bought, the stay bought.

If you have to stifle free speech, scrutiny and discourse with laws, you must have something to hide.

Violence should not be the first recourse or solution to everything, but sometimes it's the answer.

Locusts don't hang around the wasteland.

Why do you seek the living among the dead?

“War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.”

“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”

“The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.”
― Confucius

“If I am mad, it is mercy! May the gods pity the man who in his callousness can remain sane to the hideous end!”
― H.P. Lovecraft

Florida man clings to the hood of a semi truck driving down an interstate for NINE MILES in insane video before troopers intercept vehicle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8-VQiQUFeU

What do you call a Wood Elf who doesn't lie or cheat or steal? A dead Wood Elf.

What is the thinnest book in the world? Redguard Heroes of the War of Betony.

"How is your wife," asked Zalither. "She's in bed with laryngitis," replied Harlyth. "Is that Argonian bastard back in town again?"

A Dark Elf man killed his wife after catching her making love with another man. When the magistrate asked him why he killed her instead of her lover, the man replied, "I considered it better to kill one woman than a different man every week."

“Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack”
―Unknown

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“The lion cannot protect himself from traps, and the fox cannot defend himself from wolves. One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves.”
― Niccolò Machiavelli

“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
― H.P. Lovecraft

“Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across.”
― Sun Tzu

"aah ah ooh oooh"
-- Monkey

“If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”
― Albert Einstein

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“If you live for the next world, you get this one in the deal; but if you live only for this world, you lose them both.”
― C.S. Lewis

“Do not spoil the wonder with haste!”
― J.R.R. Tolkien

“Do not call up that which you cannot put down.”
― H P Lovecraft