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We their sons are more worthless than they:
so in our turn we shall give the world a progeny yet more corrupt.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
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"Don't think; let the machine do it for you!"
-- E. C. Berkeley
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Captain: "Catalyzer's a nothing part, captain."
Mal: "It's nothing until you don't got one. Then it appears to be everything."
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LILO, you've got me on my knees!
(from David Black, [email protected], with apologies to Derek and the
Dominos, and Werner Almsberger)
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The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
-- Steven Wright
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Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
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For a very few, the sky's the limit.
And, sometimes, not even that.
(Small Gods)
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Computers are like air conditioners. Both stop working, if you open windows.
-- Adam Heath
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